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Actual Meanings of Asian Names

Wa Shing Kah  Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim  Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting  There is no reason to raise your voice I
Bang Mai Ne  I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat  You need a facelift
Dum Gai  A stupid person
Gun Pao Der  An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung  Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding  We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun  A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia  Approach me
Lao Ze Sho  Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi  Not very good
Lin Ching  An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding  A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai  A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be  A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne  A small horse
Tai Ne Ba Bol  A Don Ho song (see "Yu Mai Te Tan", below)
Ten Ding Ba  Serving drinks to people
Yu Mai Te Tan  Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you