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MIT Final Exam

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. The time limit is four (4) hours. Begin immediately.

Sociology of History

Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day, concentrating especially but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

Sociology of Medicine

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

Public Speaking

2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Biology

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human structure if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

Music

Write a symphony. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will be provided with a pitch pipe.

Sociology

Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Physics

Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Psychology

Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the stability degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphredisias, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

Engineering

The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual in Swahili and an Afgani dictionary for translation. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted into the room. Take whatever action you deem appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Political Sociology

There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on any socio- political and/or economic effects this may have.

Social Theory

Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare it with the development of any other kind of thought.

General Knowledge

Describe in detail. Be specific and objective.

Extra Credit

Define the Universe; give three examples.

 

Instead of giving money to fund colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a Constitutional Amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.  -Will Rogers

 

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'If I see further than others, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants too dumb to patent their discoveries'."

-Isaac Newton in the Year 2000