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Stupid Statements....

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." 

-Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." 

-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." 

-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." *

-Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?" 

-Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator.

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." 

-David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits." 

-Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank Scandal.

"Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself." 

-Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator".

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." 

-Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

"I've always thought that under populated countries in Africa are vastly under polluted." 

-Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." 

-Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

*An anchor for the news on channel 4 in Harlingen, Texas personally viewed the entire video tape of the incident when the Othal Brand quote came out. What Brand really said was, "I know some people say they are going to die of something else anyway..." or words to that effect.