Children's Stories Literally hilarious literal kids.

New State Mottos These state mottos now properly recognize the hard-earned reputations of each of our fifty states.

MIT Final Exam A comprehensive review of four years at MIT. Take our test and you too can qualify for graduation from MIT, a quaint but notorious community college in Cambridge, Mass. MIT is best known for its students, "denizens of the dark rooms of technology."

Actual Meanings of Asian Names As the Pacific Rim emerges into new prominence, we offer a introductory translation of Asian names. The memory aides are particularly helpful.

Headlines from the San Jose Mercury John Paczkowski and friends.

Frustrated Cartoon Characters - [Coming soon]Only the greatest make the final cut. Includes mp3 soundbytes you can download.

Stupid Statements Brooke Shields, Mayor Marion Barry, David Dinkins, Dizzy Dean, and more...

Lawyer Questions Our questionable legal profession - from the Massachusetts Bar Journal.

Poking Fun at the President - The temptation is just too great - we just can't leave him alone.

Rules of the Office - 1852 notice found in the ruins of a London office building

Writers at the Prairie Home Companion - Warren Peace, Guy Wire, Sandy Beach and more.

Instructions for New Texans Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.

Groucho From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading.